The Top 10 Ghostbuster's Dialogues

#10
Dr. Peter Venkman: Are you, Alice, menstrating at this time?
Library Director: What does that have to do with anything?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist.

#9
Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

#8
Winston Zeddmore: What do you mean "big?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the city would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddmore: That's a big Twinkie.

#7
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Spengler, are you okay?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

#6
Real Estate Agent: There's office space, sleeping quarters and showers on the next floor and a full kitchen on the top left.
Dr. Peter Venkman: It just seems a little pricey for a unique fixer-upper opportunity, that's all. What do you think, Egon?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.

#5
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick... Well that's what I heard!

#4
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. What do you mean, bad?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right, that's bad, okay. Important safety tip, don't cross the streams. Thanks, Egon.

#3
Janine Melnitz: You're very handy. I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual, but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds and fungus.

#2
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, you could believe Mr. Pecker.
Walter Peck: My name is Peck!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Or you could accept the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, biblical?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament biblical, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes!
Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

#1
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey. Where do these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.