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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Motherfuck Fucky Fuck

This is probably my generation's Game 6 right? The closest thing I can equate it to is fucking Aaron Boone.

I mean I was only four when Buckner let that grounder slide between his legs and the series disintegrated on the Sox. This has to be worse...doesn't it? To lose the Super Bowl, the Perfect Season(tm), the dynasty label, probably Moss, and most of the veterans...all in one game that they had so many opportunities to seal off? It's mind numbing. It's like being stabbed in the scrotum.

It's stomach churning.
I guess it can't really be equated because New England has been riding a decade long sports induced orgasm that hasn't been since the days of the Original Six.

The game was brutal in that the Pats had so many chances to kill the game off and wouldn't make the plays. The players looked flat. Belicheck and Brady looked disinterested. No one seemed to give a fuck about how important this game was. Then you have Joe "I suck Yankee Cock" Buck and Troy "The Huge Douchebag" Aikman who all season long have been so blatently anti-Patriots it's ricockulous. Almost no penalties at all against the Giants. The announcers jumping on supporting the Giants whenever possible. The Pats had a grand total of one drive where they looked like the team we came to know and love the whole year. The offensive line playing the worst game of this era. And Belicheck refusing to even attempt to run the football, when they definitely could have had success. Fuck you Amazon and Bill Simmons. Fuck you all for jinxing this for us. Fucking atrocious.

It was fucking brutal how fucking bad the game was. Absolutely painful.

I now have a headache, an upset stomach and an emptier wallet. SUCKS.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

What Your $600 Government Stimulant Won't Buy You


Fucking rich drug-dealing assholes.

Apparently all that exporting and coke dealing will build you a really big motherfucking pool.

You usually expect this sort of shit from those oil ("I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!") hoarding bastards in the Middle East, but fucking Chile? Ricockulous!